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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.

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Why can’t male ants sink?

Because they’re buoy-ant.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanks— I’ll never part with it!

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Quote of the Day

You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens. - Mandy Hale

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Quote of the Day

“You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.”

Mandy Hale

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